The Red Horse Burst Upon the Scene
Okay, I'm here! I'm here! What happened?
Alright, I'm sorry... I'm late. But I'm here, ready to blow your collective minds with Apocolyptic Blogmanship like only the Red Horse can.
How about a story?
So, I have a confession to make. I've been roofing for the past month. Yes, laugh it up, "Mike spent 5 years at university to become a roofer."
Roofing is how I put myself through those 5 years of university so I have no shame in saying it.
The truth is it's actually an alright job... I'm essentially working for myself, which means I'm my own boss, which means I can take holidays whenever I see fit.... like next month for example, when I'll be going to Las Vegas for 9 days (who's laughing now)..... AND, I can make enough money for that tummy tuck I've always wanted.
I've also been working with two of my brothers, which has been a lot o' good ol' fashion fun. We get along real well; the only yelling we do are Robert Goulet quotes (SNL style) from opposite sides of the roof.
Right, so this story doesn't have much of a point. Actually its not even much of a story... more of a confession. You get the point - I live at home, I've yet to use my education to do any meaningful work, I take extravagant holidays for no reason.
This is the life of the Red Horseman
Alright, I'm sorry... I'm late. But I'm here, ready to blow your collective minds with Apocolyptic Blogmanship like only the Red Horse can.
How about a story?
So, I have a confession to make. I've been roofing for the past month. Yes, laugh it up, "Mike spent 5 years at university to become a roofer."
Roofing is how I put myself through those 5 years of university so I have no shame in saying it.
The truth is it's actually an alright job... I'm essentially working for myself, which means I'm my own boss, which means I can take holidays whenever I see fit.... like next month for example, when I'll be going to Las Vegas for 9 days (who's laughing now)..... AND, I can make enough money for that tummy tuck I've always wanted.
I've also been working with two of my brothers, which has been a lot o' good ol' fashion fun. We get along real well; the only yelling we do are Robert Goulet quotes (SNL style) from opposite sides of the roof.
Right, so this story doesn't have much of a point. Actually its not even much of a story... more of a confession. You get the point - I live at home, I've yet to use my education to do any meaningful work, I take extravagant holidays for no reason.
This is the life of the Red Horseman
posted by A Horse(wo)man at 10:24 AM
4 Comments:
you forgot to mention how you're working toward your PfD in thrashology...i feel like the people would want to know that...as well as a list of dates they can "catch you live"...
i clearly mean "PhD"
What a tangled web you weave... in so much as your stories sometimes are confusing.
I can't string two thoughts together anymore,
Matt?
ride on redroofman ride on....
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