1800 Hasselhoff is the dopest. "Hasselhoff"

You should check out the site www.songstowearpantsto.com . He is my friend's brother who is now my friend and writes songs about whatever people want for a living. He wrote a song about david hasselhoff. You should check it out. I think I'm going to ask him to write one about this post. (N.B. Pale horse, I can't figure the heck out how to add to the links section. Do you mind throwing this precious pearl up there?)

A friend of mine made said something to me today. "I don't have any christian friends do introduce you to, but I do know a lot of HOT heathens". The first thing I thought of was hot (as in sexy) hearths, until I realized the hilarity of my unintentional pun and blacked out from humour overload.

Here's the thing about hot heathens(male of female). If you were to play hockey against them or sing them a song over the telephone their hotness wold be entirely inconsequential. Yet their heathenness could inspire them to stick their stick in that little space in your skate blade or set the phone down next to a stereo playing Stephen Harper & The California Raisins' 13th LP - Penulimate Skullduggery: The Death Metal years collection. Either would totally ruin the moment.

So you don't want the heathenness. Just the hotness. But stoves are just hot, and let me tell you, the sooner you learn not to touch the stove the better.

So I guess that leaves us with nothing. Which is where I was before the hot heathens. It would appear this has been an exercise in futility, but we all know appearances can be deceiving.