Addendum
It's come to my realization that in an earlier post (see January 17) I have either made an unintended graqmmatical mistake (check the unintentional typo related humour in that sentence) or have been the subject of blog sabotage. Now that I've piqued your curiosity I shall go on to outline exactly what has happened. And I quote:
"Firstly, I've come to the realization that I have, as they say, a diminuitive unit. Due to my assumption that you are probably totally shocked and dumbfounded by this statement I shall elaborate. I'm confident in my ability to remain a staunch law-abiding citizen because I've realized that jaywalking still exhilarates me" (Binnington? Ughhhh 01/17/07, emphasis added)
Only just today have I noticed this bizzare ending to the first sentence, not only because it doesn't make sense with the rest of the paragraph. I'd just like to clear the air by saying that I would never purposely outline to anyone that perchance happened onto this website the relative size of my junk. That being said, this statement is not only strange, it is blatantly untrue; my unit would only be diminuitive in comparison to Goliath's, an anaconda, or a redwood tree. And even if it was, it would only be because I had just gotten out of the pool; shrinkage happens to everybody and it's nothing to be ashamed of.
Uh Oh, I don't know what I'm talking about, this post wasn't intended to be a means of defending the size of my naughty bits to anyone. Let's try an addendum to the addendum.
I just want to say that I'm officially accusing Mike and/or Jon of blog tampering and that I'd challenge either of them to a size-off any day of the week.
Loser has to refer to themselves as the second "Horsewoman" of the Ablogolypse, and wear a t-shirt that says "My 'Unit' Is More Diminuitive than Matt Binnington's" for one week without washing. And it has to be hot pink, with tassles, and show some major midriff.
May the best (read: most endowed) man win,
Matt
"Firstly, I've come to the realization that I have, as they say, a diminuitive unit. Due to my assumption that you are probably totally shocked and dumbfounded by this statement I shall elaborate. I'm confident in my ability to remain a staunch law-abiding citizen because I've realized that jaywalking still exhilarates me" (Binnington? Ughhhh 01/17/07, emphasis added)
Only just today have I noticed this bizzare ending to the first sentence, not only because it doesn't make sense with the rest of the paragraph. I'd just like to clear the air by saying that I would never purposely outline to anyone that perchance happened onto this website the relative size of my junk. That being said, this statement is not only strange, it is blatantly untrue; my unit would only be diminuitive in comparison to Goliath's, an anaconda, or a redwood tree. And even if it was, it would only be because I had just gotten out of the pool; shrinkage happens to everybody and it's nothing to be ashamed of.
Uh Oh, I don't know what I'm talking about, this post wasn't intended to be a means of defending the size of my naughty bits to anyone. Let's try an addendum to the addendum.
I just want to say that I'm officially accusing Mike and/or Jon of blog tampering and that I'd challenge either of them to a size-off any day of the week.
Loser has to refer to themselves as the second "Horsewoman" of the Ablogolypse, and wear a t-shirt that says "My 'Unit' Is More Diminuitive than Matt Binnington's" for one week without washing. And it has to be hot pink, with tassles, and show some major midriff.
May the best (read: most endowed) man win,
Matt
posted by A Horse(wo)man at 9:54 AM
2 Comments:
i haven't laughed so hard in a long time...at the post war, i mean... :|
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